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#fakeAMS tweets through 10/1, 10:30am (ish)

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Tim Ribchester
"Car-Men: Bizet, the early automobile, and post-industrial masculinity's need for speed"

Esther Wheaton
I completely missed out on but it is so good, you all get high fives.

KennethDavidStewart
Wagner's Wardrobe Malfunction: Janet Jackson and the influence of leitmotivic post-R&B on Wagner's Ring at Bayreuth.

Anna McAlister
G'DAE: The open strings of the violin as an Australian greeting.

kim giordano
RT RT : "Also Sprach Gaga: 'Born This Way' as Antimetaphysical Philosophy"

Anna McAlister
Hut and Muss: The lacklustre dawn of percussion pedagogy in 19th century New Zealand.

Nathan Courtright
'Clara Brahms', 'Clara Schumann-Brahms', 'Johannes Schumann': Sketches and Doodles in the diaries of Brahms.

Michael Monroe
A Lemonade Sublime: Balancing the Rum and Wagner in a Perfect Albert Herring.

Sam Merciers
Packed Like Sardines in a Tin Man: The Triumph of Radiohead over Pink Floyd in the Battle of Random Synchronicity

Alexis Del Palazzo
and now this lovely pic making its rounds is putting me in an ornery mood. One more piece of work and I'm done for the night...

Dharma Bray
Hannah Fuchs or F$#k Hans: Alban Berg's secret musical cyphers as underground gay cryptograms

Wes Flinn
Koyannis-Yahtzee: Game Theory and Minimalism

Christopher Antila
All y'all need to check out , which has hilarious fake titles for music scholar conference papers!


S. Alexander Reed
Gesamtkraftwerk.

Giacomo Fiore
Hair on a G String: The Commodification of Sex Workers in the Chamber Music of J.S. Bach

Kurt Mortensen
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What You Talkin' Bout, Weelkes? LOL Excellent!!

SFConservatoryMusic
Chance Encounters of a Third Kind: Ufological Influences in the Music of John Cage

Michael Monroe
What You Talkin' Bout, Weelkes?: The English Madrigal and The Urban Vernacular.

W. W. Norton
Ode to Joy Division: Peter Hook's sly appropriation of basso continuo

Jude Thomas
proves I'm not alone in the universe

Kelsey Walsh
Cheerio, Arnold: Post Serialism in British Music of the 1950s

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
Repeat: i was the 2nd in the WORLD RT : Györgi Duty: towards an understanding of the litigious in the barrel organ works

Kurt Mortensen
Good to see AMS getting in on the fun RT Get in on it fast: check out ! (#realAMS = bit.ly/nDzgHS)

Nico Muhly
Györgi Duty: towards an understanding of the litigious in the barrel organ works

Frank Blubaugh
The Waltz Queen: The Secret Life of Johann Strauss II

Nadia Quartet
"All We Like Sheep? The Role of Handel in the Formation of National Identity in New Zealand's Choral Groups."

Ben Bennetts
"A lovely boy was plucking fruits" Britten's Op 61 as commentary on conditions for seasonal agricultural workers

Kelsey Walsh
'A Short Ride in a Fast Machine' and Busking Culture: The Peripatetic in 20th century music.

Judd Greenstein
Indie-cent Exposure: Toward a Semiotics of Post-Genre Contemporary Music Marketing

Carrie Allen
"How Tweet and Aweful is the Place": Cyber (Re) Interpretations of Dissenting English Hymnody

Michael Monroe
C What I Did There?: Terry Riley's Response to Schoenberg's Claim that "There is still much good music that can be written in C."

Carrie Allen
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Dang! I turn my back for, like, 2 minutes and has taken over cyberspace. Am being Tweet voyeur/consumer. You?

S. Alexander Reed
Panel Session on the Early 19th-Century Works of Elliott Carter, with respondent Elliott Carter

Daniel Dorff
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what was your masters diss title

Kurt Mortensen
Bohemian Rhapsody-Tracing the influence of Smetana, Dvořák, Janáček & Suk in the music of Freddie Mercury

Neil Thomas Smith
Slow movements: a mixed methods study of Bruckner and the bowels.

Kurt Mortensen
Back In The U.S.S.R. - Exploring Socialist Realism in the Music Of The Beatles

Kurt Mortensen
Sorry That Michael Torke one might have been a little too real ;-)

Kurt Mortensen
Adjusting The Wrench: An Analysis Of The Influence Of Van Halen In The Music Of Michael Torke,

Chris Bowen
"Also Sprach Gaga: 'Born This Way' as Antimetaphysical Philosophy"

I Care If You Listen
Sexy Motherfucker: Prince and the Oedipus Complex in 1990s funk.

Geoffrey Burleson
"Also Sprach Zara Nelsova: An Analysis of Cello Transcriptions of Strauss Tone Poems"

Erik Klackner
Flashlights, canned food, and weather radios: Thoughts on the truly prepared piano.

Will Robin
"I Am The Bird, I Am The Frog": The Hedonistic Anthropomorph Narrator in Haydn's Middle Quartets"

Nancy Riley
Still waiting for the GMD's tweet! - something good?

Chris Bowen
"Prelude and Fugue to the Afternoon of a Faun: If Bach Had Read Mallarme"

Joseph Eidson
"3 - 2 - 1: FIREWORKS! A Comparative Schenkerian Analysis on the Complete Works of GF Handel and Katy Perry"

Joseph Eidson
"Giving Up Pretenses or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love 's Music"

Juan José
Amantes y geeks de la música, no pueden perderse esto (en inglés):

Lee Hartman
"Querelle des Bouffons v. East Coast/West Rap Battles: A Comparison of propaganda, marketing and arts management" Surprisingly not

Christian Hertzog
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I want to to go to Dallpiccolapalooza. Why can't it be real?????

Juan José
: "'Resurrection' Gone Wrong: Zombies and Mahler's Second Symphony" ” > Jajajajajaja!!!

Juan José
: Lecture Recital: Fortissimo Lamentations for Solo Triangle, in 38 movements. ” > Jajaja!

Lisa Chensvold
RT : Dallapiccolapalooza - Examining The Festival's Historical Contribution To Lyrical Serialism

Patrick Swanson
The tweets remind me of this old blog-post of mine, written during my disheartened, bitter ol' college days:

Kurt Mortensen
Coming Together: Remembering The Historic Performance By Frederic Rzewski & The Beatles at Attica State Prison

Lisa Chensvold
I LOVE this trending topic! RT : "Can I clap now?" : Closural Perceptive Difficulties of Mid-20th Century Music

Kyle Caldwell
I WROTE THIS PAPER! RT Oxford Kwassa: Transethnic Loaning & Self-Loathing in the Music of Still and Koenig

Jennifer Ownby
The tweets are all perfect.

Michael Monroe
This is Not a : Reality Dislocation and the Assumption That Every New Tweet Should Be Interpreted as Geeky Musicological Humor

roaratorio
RT : RT : RT : "Never Gonna Give You Up: On Musicology's Resistance to Canonical Changes"

roaratorio
RT : RT : "'Resurrection' Gone Wrong: Zombies and Mahler's Second Symphony"

Alexis Del Palazzo
is cleverly impressive...

Elissa Milne
Many smiles! RT : : Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future -

Michael Monroe
A New Lexicon of Musical Invective: The YouTube Commentariat as Aesthetic Arbiters for the Petit bourgeoisie peer-review: kate97485

Nadia Quartet
"Sing a Song of Sixpence: Percy Grainger and the Economics of Cross Relations"

Heather Hadlock
I made "Early Bird Registration"deadline for AMS for the first time in 21 years! Inspired by the tweets.

Tai Livingston
Demented Sexuality: Two conflicting views on the inspiration behind Ravel's 'Bolero'

Kurt Mortensen
Dallapiccolapalooza - Examining The Festival's Historical Contribution To Lyrical Serialism

Ruaidhri Mannion
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I'd also be laughing if one of them hadn't been so close to my actual dissertation title for my Masters...

Daniel Dorff
I'd be laughing harder if I hadn't seen dissertations no more far-fetched than these gags. We should add a "real or fake" game!

Meet The Composer
Fist pumping radical: Guido’s influence from the 12th century to the Jersey Shore.

Kurt Mortensen
I Saw Red: The Influence of Synesthesia, Olivier Messiaen and Alexander Scriabin In The Hair Metal Of Jani Lane

Steve Henry
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= hilarious.

Kevin Clark
I'll Show You Gridlock: The Council of Trent and the United States Congress.

Kurt Mortensen
The Council of Trenton - Examining Proper Guido Diction In The Party Music Of The Jersey Shore

Victoria Gau
NewMusicBox
: Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future: via . Yes, I know- :)

Meet The Composer
Brocken Arms, Derelicht Tendencies, and Spontaneous Modulation: Studying the effects of Faust on Victims Suffering from Mahleria

Top Score Music
The Golden Section: The Influence of Bling in the Music of Béla Bartók and Snoop Dogg

Wallace Camembert
The Sexiness of "Wackachicka wackachicka": Imprinted Cultural Semiotics or Squishy Onomatopoeia?

S. Alexander Reed
Lecture Recital: Fortissimo Lamentations for Solo Triangle, in 38 movements.

Patrice K.
The Bourbon of Seville: Rossini's original libretto didn't make it past the barstool.

Anne Harlow
So funny! NewMusicBox
: Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future: via

Andy Lee
Postmordernism in Late-20th Century Music: Ducks

Andy Lee
Repeating Ourselves: Repeating Ourselves: Wait, Where Did that Conclusion Come From?

Erin Maher
Gotta Have Serial: Twelve-Tone Music and Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Kyle Lynch
'My Father Knew Charles Ives' and Owed 43 Bucks: The Untold Story from John Adams

Kariann Goldschmitt
Revelling in the Years: Nostalgia and Frenchness in the Music of Steely Dan.

Joseph Trivers
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You made this Canadian boy happy with your "Godspeed you! Black Emperor and the metaphysics of Canadian post-rock" Thanks!

Tai Livingston
When to Call in CPS: A plot analysis of Ravel's L'enfant et Les Sortilèges and why the police would intervene today

Doug Lownote
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I thought this was leading to a hashtag

Tai Livingston
If you Broke a Few Strings, You Did it Right: Performance practice in Prokofiev's 7th Piano Sonata and Monk's 'Epistrophy'

Tai Livingston
*Burp*, The Perils of Paying the Full Commission on an Uncompleted Work: An Analysis of Debussy's Rhapsodie for Sax and Orchestra

Christian Carey
@

Kyle Lynch
Ligeti Split: Tracing Clouds to Polyrhythms as Manifestation of Nervousness in György Ligeti's Evolving Styles

Christian Carey
"Godspeed you! Black Emperor and the metaphysics of Canadian post-rock"

Erik Klackner
______________________________________________________________________________________________________: The Music of John Cage

David McIntire
"Dude, That's NOT a Straight Line You're Following: Cyclical Procedures in the Music of La Monte Young"

"Bland Band": Salieri, Sgt. Pepper, and the Spice Girls Emblematically Prefigured in _Le Quatro Stagioni_

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
Now that it's all academically fake-famous, I'd like to note I was the second person in the world to use .

Monica Chieffo
"Sturm und Drab? How to Spice Up Your Symphony"

A Dearth of Fashion: Thomas Mann, Mad Men, and the Prefigured Failure of Old Musicology

Michael Monroe
Wow, is the most amazing hashtag since - maybe even better in percentage of high quality entries. Wish I had time...

Zerbinetta
'Я к вам пишу, - чего же боле? Что я могу еще сказать?': Richard Taruskin and Epistolary Tendencies in Current American Musicology

Alex Ross
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I trust you'll be invited to lead an AMS panel on !

Ashleigh
you should check out the hashtag...you might like some of them or have your own to contribute :)

Will Robin
We have come full circle: RT Get in on it fast: check out !

Get in on it fast: check out ! (#realAMS = )

Patrice K.
Smells Like Teen Schubert: Traces of an Angsty Adolescence in Der Erlkonig

Robert Stein
On an Overgrown Path: Was Kamila Stösslová Janáček's gardener?

Chris McGovern
I get the fake part, but is AMS American Music Society?

Gail Eichenthal
Blue Suede Schutz: The True Birth of Rock 'n Roll in the 17th-Century Motet

Gail Eichenthal
Bach to the Future: A harmonic analysis of 12 Tone Rows secretly embedded in the Mass in b minor

lee hawk
NewMusicBox
: Musicology Jokes and Academia's ...: : Musicology Jokes and Academia's Online Fu...

ken hawk
NewMusicBox
: Musicology Jokes and Academia's ...: : Musicology Jokes and Academia's Online Fu...

Peter Puskas
Fremd bin ich eingezogen, fremd zieh ich mich wider aus: Schubert and Nudism

Nicholas DeMaison
"Ives Been Workin On the Railroads": Isomorphic grammars in the polytonal songs of Charles Ives

Nicholas DeMaison
Alan Gilbert/Gilbert & Sullivan/Astrud Gilberto: Identity deconstruction in the indigenous musical theater of Ipanema

Nicholas DeMaison
Tom Waits/The Dude Abides:The transformational power of alt-blues rubato on the fin de siècle performative identity of Jeff Bridges

Nancy Riley
RT : Putting the 'Neo' Back in 'Neo- Riemannian: the Case for a Keanu Reeves-Based Music Theory

Nancy Riley
RT : : Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future -

Nancy Riley
How am I just now seeing the tweets?!? This is hilarious & making my night.

Hollywood Nights and Turn the Page: Stravinsky and Schoenberg's Reading Habits in America

Amy Higgins
this hashtag is making my evening! Cc

Fanfare for the Common Man: Chicago Hip-Hop in the 21st Century

Slugging A Vampire: Why Ives Would Have Hated Twilight

Stephanie Gunst
Tufts shoutout! RT One More Time: A Schmalfeldtian Approach to the Music of Daft Punk

Stephanie Gunst
"McClaryon Bells: Tintinnabulatory Effects of the 'New Musicology' in Music Criticism"

Katie Betts
"Central Park in the Dark: Ives and Cruising in Gay Subculture" /via . Good one.PS I love that work.

One More Time: A Schmalfeldtian Approach to the Music of Daft Punk

Kurt Mortensen
1770s Protest Music: Cultural Impact Of Haydn's "Farewell" Symphony on Prince Nikolaus Esterházy's vacation policy

Wes Flinn
You Medley-ing Kids: Collage Techniques in Music from Scooby-Doo

S. Alexander Reed
Repetition and Timbral Shift in Boléro as a Precursor to Electronic Dance Music: Putting the "Rave" in "Ravel"

Monica Chieffo
"Stylus Phallusticus: Toward a Patriarchal Hermeneutic of the North German Organ Tradition"

Yvonne Frindle
Hee hee! RT : SIZE MATTERS!!! Schubert's Heavenly Length as Manifestation of Sexual Inadequacies.

Sphinx Étonnante
Vaguely apropos of , I'd like to point out that has a panel of fake papers every year.

brendan
You've Using a GLASS BOEHNER!? The Roll of Repetitive Arpeggios in Calming Partisan Excitement.

Monica Chieffo
"Night of the Singing Dead: A Retrospective on [Barely] Posthumous Arias from Don Giovanni to Tristan und Isolde"

Zerbinetta
"'Fafner Was an Awesome Zombie Robot, Also': Opera Blogging and the Reception of 21st-Century Regietheater"

Kurt Mortensen
Examining B-Flat and E-Flat from the German Perspective - It's BS


Jennifer Peterson
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Be sure to check out , guys.

Ashleigh
RT : RT : "Batti batti Richard Taruskin" : Case Studies in American Academic Bullying

Sphinx Étonnante
Very happy that you have gotten in on the fun. I am watching and giggling.

Kariann Goldschmitt
Drastic or Insipid? Toward A Theory of the Musically Pointless

Chris Bowen
Is anyone owed a favor from Anne Walters Robinson? We need to somehow work into ...

Everette Minchew
Good night people. been fun but i'm exhausted.

Despina Damigella
She MAID Him Want To Do It!: The Count's Rendezvous with his Disguised Wife & The Value of Sexual Roleplay in a Healthy Marriage.

Everette Minchew
The impact of the Spice Girls in the world of Music & the Culinary Arts.

Kurt Mortensen
@
Way to get and in one tweet! FTW!!!!

Ardal Powell
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RT : "Never Gonna Give You Up: On Musicology's Resistance to Canonical Changes" so brilliant

James W. Iman
The Harmonic Innovations in the Early Works of Marshal Mathers.


Chris Bowen
"Liedercrisis: How Schumann Got His Groove Back"

Chris Bowen
"The Marriage of Figaro (to Almaviva): Opera in the Fight for Marriage Equality"

Stephanie Gunst
"Never Gonna Give You Up: On Musicology's Resistance to Canonical Changes"

Kurt Mortensen
@
"Pitch-Class Transgenderism!!" That's great!!! LOL

Despina Damigella
SIZE MATTERS!!! Schubert's Heavenly Length as Manifestation of Sexual Inadequacies.

Robert Martin
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II: ! :II How meta can we get?

Michael Anderson
"Putting the 'Neo' Back in 'Neo-Riemannian": the Case for a Keanu Reeves-Based Music Theory"

Michael Anderson
"LRLP: How the Tonnetz is Helping Fight the War on Terror"

Music Word Media
Twitter may amuse Custos followers ...

Michael Anderson
"Dental Histories/Mental Mysteries: The Renaissance Mouth and some Implications for Early Music Performance"

Michael Anderson
"A Bug's Life: Adornian Dance Critique"

Michael Anderson
"4 Bars of Music, 80 Pages of 'Stuff': Decoding David Lewin"

Ardal Powell
Afro-Samurai: Hybridity and Techno-Orientalism in Hip Hop. . Oh dear this one’s real too.

Michael Anderson
"An Exegesis of Thematic Transformation in Wagner's 'Der Ring': Evidence for the Plot of 'Lord of the Rings:The Return of the King"

Michael Anderson
"0167: A Theory Odyssey"

Kariann Goldschmitt
Stormy Monday: The Secret Musical Life of Meteorology

Michael Anderson
"De musica ethnomusicologica: on the origin of the first ethnomusicological melody"

Kariann Goldschmitt
The Real Party Schools: The Carnivalesque of College Marching Bands

Joe Guarr
Elegy for Mippy 2: Is the eclecticism of Bernstein the most appropriate way to eulogize a pet?

Jim Pung
Emperor Joseph II & the study of note reductionism and other budget cuts in mid-18th century Austria.

Kurt Mortensen
Is The Kreutzer A Violin Sonata Or A String Quartet?: How Leo Tolstoy Confused Leoš Janáček

Ardal Powell
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RT : Epic RT : The I Ching on the cake: John Cage, chance procedures and the cultural politics of baking

Joe Guarr
Set Your Phasing to Stun: What the world of Star Trek can teach us about Steve Reich

Everette Minchew
Buddhist Minimalism: What is the Sound of One Hand Clapping-Music?

D.A.
just because I want in on the awesome hashtag!

Christian Hertzog
"Batti batti Richard Taruskin" : Case Studies in American Academic Bullying

Everette Minchew
Sexuality in the Music of Elliott Carter. Is he trying to over-compensate with his use of Long Range Polyrhythms?

Kurt Mortensen
@
Hard to tell the difference sometimes isn't it? LOL

Zach Seely
From Nono to Yes: Twentieth-Century Composition Techniques and the Metamorphosis of Psychosocial Development Sections

Ardal Powell
Pained Expression: Metaphors of Sickness and Signs of “Authenticity” in Kurt Cobain’s Journals ...no wait this got an AMS subvention

Kurt Mortensen
@
OK, that's just wrong! Steve Reich and Justin Timberlake in the same tweet. LOL

Kurt Mortensen
Play That Funky Music White Boy: A look at Race and Gender during the Common Practice Period.

John Clare
Steve Reich and Justin Timberlake: the rise of the hat in 20th century music

Chris Bowen
Ok, enough time to do something that maybe I can one day use for

Chris Bowen
"Kant Stop the Music: 18th Century German Aesthetics"

Chris Bowen
"Das Lied von der Erde: Towards a System of Geological Tonality"

Christy Keele
Piazzollapalooza: Partying and Performance Practice in the Argentinian Tango

Kevin Wilt
"Ornamented Facets: Baroques Sequences and the 1990s Jewelry Commercial."

Kevin Wilt
Clapping on One and Three: A Genealogical Approach to Mid-twentieth Century Audience Participation"

John Clare
Mongrel Hairs, minimal hairstyles of Adams, Glass and Reich


John Clare
Good Knight Kitt, Richard Strauss themes in 80s Television themes

sodapoppy
thanks for hours of entertainment

John Clare
Family Guidonian Hand - A Seth McFarland demonstration of Ut in cartoon musicals

John Clare
Ockle-Dokely Ockegem, the Ned Flanders melisma and masses in Franco Netherlander music

Zach Seely
is great! hahah!

Kurt Mortensen
Relâche: Why Ballet Performances Get Cancelled

John Clare
Facing the Night Neighbor, super duper interpretations of Ned Rorem songs by Ned Flanders

Holly Hickman
RT : "Can I clap now?": Closural Perceptive Difficulties of Mid-20th Century Music

Everette Minchew
Do That To Me One More Time: Minimalism in Popular Culture.

Chris Bowen
"Fallen Divas: Aerodynamic Studies in Stagings of Puccini's Tosca"

Will Robin
I have created a monster

Jason S. Ladd, Ph.D.
Do You Think I'm a Clown? The Untold Story of Pagliacci.

Caroline
Love is a Battlefield: Monteverdi's Eighth Book of Madrigals.

Chris Bowen
"'Resurrection' Gone Wrong: Zombies and Mahler's Second Symphony"

Salon97
RT: "Central Park in the Dark: Ives and Cruising in Gay Subculture"

Chris Bowen
"Single Ladies: Gendered Dancing in Strauss's Salome and Elektra"

Parker Tichko
Cheaper By The Dozen: The Boom Of 12-Tone Music Recordings Found in"Bargain Bins" Nation Wide

Christian Carey
Babbittian prose: postwar serialists uneasy relationship to the semicolon.

Rob Starobin
Ghosts and Goulds: Performance Techniques from Beyond the Grave


Katherine Crawford
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I know, right! A very enjoyable part of my day was spent scrolling thru titles.

Marc Geelhoed
Indie or just in D? The Close-knit Cult of a Triumphant Key from 1730 to 1827

Despina Damigella
SUGAR'n'SPICE'n'S'n'M'n'MAKEUP SEX: Zerlina as Exemplar of the Sexually Liberated Country "Virgin." BATTI, BATTI!! TOCCAMI QUA!!!

Marc Geelhoed
It Will Be Ready When I'm Bloody Finished!: Thoughts on "Late" Style

Chip Michael
@
Fake American Musicological Society - hashtag

Kendra Leonard
is possibly the best hashtag ever for academics

Everette Minchew
RT : Does this mean Neil Diamond is the godfather of jangle-pop? The very possibility makes my skin crawl.

J. M. Gerraughty
Wow, so I JUST discovered . These are amazing!

Jennifer Peterson
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I so want to go to this convention.

Durrell Bowman
Fake American Musicological Society talk - Greg Monsoon: "What Is It You Can't Face?: Psycho-Sexual Combativeness in Convent Music"

brendan
Influence of the romantic period on modern day pasta sauce advertising.

Michael Hamad
related to titles: when did papers first spawn cheesy punning headlines? Remember titles (sans colon) simply describing research?

Paul Schleuse
Il Convito Musicale: Great Places to Have Lunch Near the Archivio di Stato di Modena


Anicia Timberlake
Beethoven's *Real* Fifth: The Politics and Practices of Self-Medication in Eighteenth-Century Vienna

Nick van Bloss
What IS a ?????

Stephanie Gunst
Single most exciting hashtag ever.

Stephanie Gunst
"A Game of Thrones: English Court Music During the Tudor Dynasty"

I Care If You Listen
@
Thanks for adding my to your list, Mike :)

Lowell Liebermann
W.A.M., BAM, Thank You Ma'am: Mozart heroines at the Brooklyn Academy of Music

Gabriel Kahane
Quodlibet / Quad-libido: J.S. Bach's Sexual Appetite Seen Through the Lens of Innuendo in the Goldberg Variations

Will Robin
Stop Drop and Grolle Nicht: The Metaphor of the Fire Drill in Schumann's Dichterliebe

Kurt Mortensen
The Occupational Hazards of Conducting: A Case Study Of Jean-Baptiste Lully

Kurt Mortensen
Wendy Carlos Does Haydn - A look at the Symphony No. 94 "Surprise"

Will Robin
LGBTQuantz: Constructing the Queer Flute

Monica Chieffo
"Dance, Dance [NO] Revolution: Ballet as Bulwark in the Court of Louis the XIV"

Colin Holter
Taking Contemporary Music Seriously: Critical, Non-Superficial Writings on New Concert Music from the Musicology Community

Basil Considine
Star Wars and the Concept of Space in Opera (It's all about the Divas)

Michael Hamad
Favorite fake American Musicological Society paper titles

Kurt Mortensen
Serial Killers - A look at the Psychopathology of Dodecaphony

I Care If You Listen
Epic RT : The I Ching on the cake: John Cage, chance procedures and the cultural politics of baking

Basil Considine
Wonder and Worry in Wozzeck: Why Wascoby Wabbits Wose

Kurt Mortensen
Did John Adam's Father Really Know Charles Ives? A Musicological Investigation

Despina Damigella
DaPonte Calling the Kettle Black: Sexism, Stereotyping, and Self-Loathing In A Libertine Librettist's Così World View

Zerbinetta
"In These Delightful Pleasant Groves: The 'Grove Dictionary of Music and Musicians' and the 'Main Stream of Music' Beyond Tovey"

Kelsey Walsh
From Barber to Lipatti: Scandal in classical music.

Kurt Mortensen
Achieving Multiple Organum - How Notre Dame Seduced Léonin & Pérotin

Ed Corn
The I Ching on the cake: John Cage, chance procedures and the cultural politics of baking

Kurt Mortensen
Recycled Glass: Use Of Oscillating Minor Thirds & Arpeggiated Minor Triads In The Music Of Philip Glass

NewMusicBox
RT : boom boom boom boom - I want you sitting in a room: repetition and degradation of audio signal

brendan
"Getting pounded: the art of using Beethoven's percussive chords in 20th century speed dating events."

Pratik
via is definitely a must-see for anyone who's ever studied music history or musicology.

Kurt Mortensen
Urban Sprechstimme Over A Sampled Cantus Firmus - The Compositional Techniques of the Modern Rapper

Despina Damigella

Andrew Griffiths
If you've any kind of background in musicology, then the tweets are required reading. Brilliant.

Tony Dumas
NewMusicBox
: Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future: via

Kurt Mortensen
Needs Alberti Bass! RT "Teenage Wasteland: The Arpeggiation of Adolescent Boredom in Mozart's Later Salzburg Period"

Meet The Composer
boom boom boom boom - I want you sitting in a room: repetition and degradation of audio signal

NaxosMusicLibrary
Thoroughly enjoying catching up on papers.

I Care If You Listen
From The Queen of Spades to Ace of Spades, the Russian influence in Motörhead's speed metal.

danielle buonaiuto
is starting my weekend off early. In lieu of a soundbite this time, I invite you to follow.

Despina Damigella
THE HIP NIP SLIP Keeping Abreast of the Latest Research in Wardrobe Malfunction, Exposing The Work of Women from Strozzi to Jackson

Everette Minchew
Violins in the Sky: An Analysis of Stockhausen's Helicopter String Quartet

Christian Hertzog
Smells Like Tenure Spirit: The Rise of Ephemeral Popular Cultural References in American Musicological Society Papers

Everette Minchew
Thank God It's Friday: From Rebecca Clarke to Rebecca Black, Women in Music Over the Last Hundred Years

Christian Hertzog
More Cowbell! : The Use of Almglocken in Mahler's Symphonies and Late 20th Century Television Comedy Sketches

ASH Smyth
Sing a Song of Sixpence. (It's the closest you're gonna get to money in this line of work.)

Olly Hamilton
I've got a brand new combinatorial super-row, and I'll give you the key: Twelve-tone usage in 1970's novelty pop acts

ChristofferMollestad
The Revolution Will Not Be Orchestrated: The Symphony as Revolutionary Instrument

Susan Poliniak
Sing Sing Sing: A Discourse on the Rehabilitative Effect of Prisoner Choral Groups in Correctional Facilities

Christian Hertzog
"Can I clap now?" : Closural Perceptive Difficulties of Mid-20th Century Music

Top Score Music
I have had it with this motherf***ing Rake's on this motherf***ing plane!: Sam L Discusses the Merits of Aerial Opera Performances

Christian Hertzog
"My nephew has a synthesizer!" : The rise of MIDI scoring in Hollywood films

Bob Kingston
"Another Chanson by Verdonck? Yeah, Me Neither."

Alain Matalon
F. Chopin and R. Clayderman: A comparative analysis of the two masters of Ballade.

Joshua Keeling
Biber to Bieber: A discourse on musical celebrity from the Baroque to the 21st century

Andrei Strizek
RT : "The 'Eh' Train: An Analysis of the Lesser Works of Billy Strayhorn"

Susan Poliniak
Take the "Eh" Train: An Analysis of the Lesser Works of Billy Strayhorn

Jaap Cramer
Samuel and the Barber of Sevilla: what and what not to play on funerals.

Parker Tichko
From Howard Shore to Jersey Shore: A Review Of The Biggest "Players" of the 21st Century

makia matz
RT : : Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future -

Heather Holmquest
"Kenya shake Djibouti: Rhythm and Sexuality in African Dance."

Samantha Dieckmann
Just discovered , it's bloody hilarious! Just brilliant, ! I really want to attend!

Heather Holmquest
"Mein Kampfy Chair: Strauss in the Concert Hall and in the Home Parlor; Music of a Nazi Spring"

Top Score Music
Tango and Cash: A Detailed Analysis of the Patronage of Ástor Piazzolla

Heather Holmquest
"Why So Sirius? Comparing Musical Minimalism in the Harry Potter and The Dark Knight"

Heather Holmquest
"Knife My Wife: Misogyny and Music; Musical Depictions of Punch and Judy, from Berg to Birtwistle"

Rex Levang
“Cielo e mar!”: Amilcare Ponchielli and the Economic Influence of the Developments in Shipbuilding Techniques, 1850 to 1875

Heather Holmquest
"From Brozart to Brokofiev: A Comparison of Hyper-Masculine Imagery in the Western Classical Canon."

Jeremy Grimshaw
=geektacular, but once again demonstrates the persistent decade of fashion lag between MLA and AMS. (Postmodern Pooh: pub. 2001.)

Tai Livingston
Keeping things Upbeat: An analysis of the use of the horn in the marches of John Phillip Sousa

Parker Tichko
From Schubert to Sibelius: The Correlation Between Premature Ejaculation and Unfinished Symphonies

Katherine Crawford
The titles are effing brilliant.

Olly Hamilton
Smack my bitch up: Carlo Gesualdo and his influence on British hardcore dance electronica of the late twentieth century

ArielArtists
Sneaking Concert Plugs into Trending Hash Tags: The Modern Artist Rep's Ethical Quandry

James W. Iman
"One Handed Piano Music and Its Link to Compulsive Masturbation"

Oliver McDonald
"A Number of Unsupported Assertions about Music before the 16th Century"

Joseph Trivers
Brilliant! RT : Clara Schumann, the original cougar?

Tai Livingston
Gott sei Dank ich bin taub: If Beethoven were confronted with pop trends in the second decade of the 21st century

quasi mezzo
" and : A Twitter-based Meta-Analysis of Current Trends in Musicological Irony"

jade.chen
Percussionists will get this! RT The X Factor: The development of cymbal notation.

Matt Wlezien
Clara Schumann, the original cougar?

I Care If You Listen
"Are you f***ing kidding me?" Samuel L. Jackson discusses Boulez' late 1950s Controlled Chance.

Donna Lowe
@
or the Rite of Springsteen! Ahhh, they're all hilarious

Kyle Caldwell
"The Party Don't Stop, No": The Spectre of Communism in Ke$ha's Ouevre

Donna Lowe
RT Need some musicology jokes this morning? Try : plausibly implausible conference paper titles, from academia to you.

Joseph Trivers
Or this from - hip hop, hip hop: the dyslectic son of Wozzeck /cc

Amanda Hsieh
: Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future:

Joseph Trivers
I quite like this one from - Haydn the Temptress: Sex, Drugs and the Opus 76 Quartets

Rebecca Cweibel
: "How Meta Can We Get? Ironic Self-Reflexivity in the Twitter Feeds of Classical Music Nerds" ” not meta enough!!

Guy Dixon
"Come Together: The Intercourse Between Double Entendres and Irony in Popular Musical Tastes" ()

Donna Lowe
@
clicking on it, pronto!

Joseph Trivers
Classical music geeks need to check out the tag. The fictional titles of these papers are hilarious. Essential reading 4

Peter Puskas
Kundry, Parsifal act 3 - case study: Music therapy and language in Wagner's operas

Jeremy Muller
Goths: Neo-Expressionists

Top Score Music
The X Factor: The development of cymbal notation.

Michael Vincent
Stammerers, Stutterers, and Minimalists - Speech pathology in mid-century American Minimalism.

Zerbinetta
"In Tune with Themselves: Intonation, Inflection and Meaning When Opera Scholars Sing Their Own Examples"

Oliver McDonald
"I'm a Genius" or, "Why my Colleagues are Wrong"

Tai Livingston
Vermont, New York, and California Counterpoint: Also Known as Texas

sam schwartz
Ha! is making my morning.

ATSM Podcast
RT : "How Meta Can We Get? Ironic Self-Reflexivity in the Twitter Feeds of Classical Music Nerds"

phillipwserna
RT : "How Meta Can We Get? Ironic Self-Reflexivity in the Twitter Feeds of Classical Music Nerds"

Imani Mosley
@
TRUTH (speaking for myself, of course)

Alex Ross
"How Meta Can We Get? Ironic Self-Reflexivity in the Twitter Feeds of Classical Music Nerds"

NewMusicBox
: Musicology Jokes and Academia’s Online Future -

Christa Lorenz
is realllly making my morning!

Matt Wlezien
The importance of John Cage's works in modern performing ensembles.

Loeb Music Library
Need some musicology jokes this morning? Try : plausibly implausible conference paper titles, from academia to you. Enjoy!

ArielArtists
Rite of Springsteen: Appropriations of Stravinsky's Folklore Adaptation Techniques in Late 20th Century New Jersey

Jaap Cramer
hip hop, hip hop: the dyslectic son of Wozzeck

Meet The Composer
Ke$ha's $prech$temme: Schoenberg's influence on contemporary dance music

George Wallace
"Deploying Drones: Minimalist Aesthetics in Counter-Terrorism Strategy"

Kevin Clark
@
I thought I'd read all of these and completely missed your Matrix joke. _Amazing_.

Tom Hunt
Tedium laudamus?: Ambrosian chant and Heidegger’s ‘profound boredom’

Imani Mosley
@
the worst/best part is that they're not fake enough. which, of course, is the point.

Alan Chapman
"Arbeit Macht Freischütz: Weber and the Third Reich"

Kevin Clark
Musico/Academic hilarity? just leave a search in a spare tab this morning. Though n.b. . has already won the hashtag.

Will Robin
"Cross Dressiaen: Narrating Gender in Et Exspecto Resurrectionem Mortuorum"

Christian Carey
"Fugue-ing awesome: why we talk about Bach so much"

quasi mezzo
"'Ei! Wie schmeckt der Kaffee süße!': Caffeine Addiction and the Reception History of Bach BWV 211"

TPR Classical
Shiner Bach - A look at Texas Opera Houses and brews

TPR Classical
The New Orange Grove of Music - a California Composer's reference resource

TPR Classical
Remember the Ala mode - songs and desserts from the early Republic of Texas

Sophie
. Can I recommend for overly-early-morning nerd cheer?

Ed Corn
Buxte-who-de? Baroque organ music and the crisis of identity

Thomas Murphy
Onanist Lagomorpha: The Sexual Lives of Animals in 19th Century Opera

Thomas Murphy
The Mannheim Rocket: Development of Music for Pornographic Film, 1920-1983

Tom Hunt
Hear come the girls: jouissance of the Other in contemporary popular music

Chris Bowen
"Cultural Subset Uses Social Media For Inside Jokes: News At Eleven"

Steven Demmler
Never Say Never (Because Moral Standards Or Dignity Won't Get Millions Of YouTube Hits)

Thomas Murphy
La Merde- A Schenkarian Analysis of Scatological References in Debussy's "Sea" works

Tom Hunt
Don't call it a comeback: anxiety and apocalypse in 90s rap

Tai Livingston
Kid A: The story of the spoiled. favored child, even as he continues to whine in falsetto into a mic

George Cullinan
Accept Them Then, These Snogs: The Over-reliance on Spell Check in Recital Notes."

Ed Corn
It's all about the (Walter) Benjamins: Puff Daddy and the age of mechanical reproduction

Joseph Eidson
The Song Remains The Same: Nickelback, Pioneers In Canadian Minimalism.

Roger Evans
"Du bist wie Friedrich Blume: Flattery and Seduction in Musikwissenschaft"

Roger Evans
"I Got RISM: Documentation Surrounding the Origins of the Metronome"

Alex Ross
I'm Bringing Sexy Back (Then Taking It Away Again): Playful Titles and Dry Analysis in Contemporary American Musicology"

Josh Navon
@
Very much enjoyed your contributions to - Nothing like musicological geekery critiquing itself.

Erin Maher
Look at Me, I'm White and Nerdy: Race in the Music of "Weird Al" Yankovic (actually I legit want to write this one)

Josh Navon
The obligatory colon: the emergence of grammatical uniformity in titling musicological scholarship.

Elizabeth Eva Leach
The Pseud's Corner of Musicology /via

Emily Eisen
is AMAZING. And oddly enough, makes me nostalgic for academia? Huh?

Marc Yeats
RT : The Pseud's Corner of Musicology

Lukas Hellermann
The Pseud's Corner of Musicology

Sara Mohr-Pietsch
U is for Uniform: uncovering the fetishistic implications of a Morse code analysis of Mozart's Symphony no.40

brendan
: "Teenage Wasteland: The Arpeggiation of Adolescent Boredom in Mozart's Later Salzburg Period"

Jeremy Grimshaw
You Might Be Interested In This Paper: Until You Get to This Part that Says What It's Actually About

Tony Solitro
"Critical Receptions of 2011's Seminal Works: Rebecca Black's 'Friday' and John Rutter's Music for the Royal Wedding"

Jeremy Grimshaw
Josquin: A Phrenology

Imani Mosley
@
is a thing now? cause oh sweet god I hope so.

Marcos Balter
The Matrix Reloaded: Neo-serialism.

Alan Chapman
3'17": A Study of the Cage Sketchbooks

Gabriel Galvão
"Justin Bieber and the castrati: similarities"

Bruno G.
"Turkish nationalism in Mozart sonatas"

Gabriel Galvão
"Jazz: the new classical music? What would Stravinsky reply to Jô Soares?"

Tony Solitro
“The Picturesque Episode of Glee: The New Directions and Late-Twentieth Century American Kitsch Music”

Gabriel Galvão
"Would Mozart be caught by Scientology? Die Zauberflöte's meta-analysis.

Bruno G.
Tchaikovsky, Lully and trance, an analysis on dance music.

Bruno G.
"Sprechgesang: Pierrot Lunaire influences on rap music"

Gabriel Galvão
"Mozart's Dissonant Quartet and minor seconds in heavy metal: a contrastive analysis"

Gabriel Galvão
"The Smiths: Pop Music's Mahler equivalent? -- The traversal of depression from late romanticism to boring pop music"

Alan Chapman
"Grieve it to Biber: The Requiem Mass in 17th- Century Salzburg"

Roger Evans
MACHAUT, MACHAUT MASS: Echoes of the Ars Nova in the Œuvre of the Village People

Elena SB
the lower case: The Intentional Omitting of Capitalization, the Chamber Groups that Use It, and the Automatic Elevation of Coolness

Alan Chapman
"Dalí's Serialism and the Perils of Misspelling"

Kyle Lynch
'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy': Intersections between Symphonie Fantastique and Kanye

ted_gordon
Yah Mo B There: Dialect and Otherness in the Music of Michael McDonald

ted_gordon
Scalloped Frets, Scalloped Potatoes: A Close Reading of Yngwie Malmsteen's "Concerto Suite in Eb Minor for Electric Guitar"

Tai Livingston
The Ring Cycle: The Lengths Peter Jackson Wished he Could go to

Kyle Caldwell
"Villa-Loba: Motivic Similarities Between 'Bachianas Brasileiras' and Shakira's 'Shewolf'"

ted_gordon
Seafood and the Composer: from the Crab Canon to Porgy and Bess

Nathan Courtright
Mille Regretz: Josquin's wild weekend in Vegas.

Joe
After reading a few entries, I can't tell if is inspiring me to study or just giving a giant case of musicology-induced blue balls.

Tai Livingston
Don't Worry Be Happy: Music of the 1980's as a reaction to dramatic German opera

ted_gordon
Brötzmann's Balls: Hypermasculinity in European Improv, 1970-1978 ?

Tai Livingston
Transcendental Etudes And Other Unspeakable Things You Can Do at the Piano by Lizst

Shana Norton
"Short Ride in a Fast Machine: Wildly Optimistic Transit Planning in an Adam's- Inspired Environment."

Chris Bowen
"The Rite of Spring 2: Taruskin's Revenge"

Christoffer Molnar
"STFU: John Cage and the Music of the Memes"

Chris Bowen
"Alejandro: Similarities in the Music of Scarlatti and Lady Gaga"

Christian Carey
"4/4 aspirations as Biedermeier cultural disconnection in J. Strauss waltzes"

Charles Lee
Bruckner?! I don't even know her!: 19th century feminism and the tremolo

Chris Bowen
"Why Have You Not Studied This: Everything by Dvorak That Isn't the New World Symphony"

Kyle Lynch
"A Mingus Among Us: Post-Bop Identity and Jazz Bassists as The Other"

Charles T. Downey
"The (F)art of Fugue: Hidden Evocations of Gastric Distress in the Chromatic Inflections of Bach's Late Contrapuntal Works"

quasi mezzo
"'Fre-re-le-le-lan' to 'Ga-ga-ooh-la-la': Non-Lexical Vocables, from the Renaissance to Lady Gaga"

Christian Baldini
"Adams' Dr. Atomic Symphony and the incidence in Iran's nuclear program"

Christian Baldini
"Whose technique was more refined: Sibelius' or Bruckner's barber's?"

Will Robin
"I Did It All For the Ruggles: Limp Bizkit and American Hypermodernism"

Tony Solitro
“'Alaska the Beautiful' or 'Big Strong Barracuda'"? Sarah Palin’s Sonic Identity and Anti-Feminist Destiny”

Alan Chapman
"The Four Seasons: Vivaldi's Forward-Looking Theory of Climate Change"

Despina Damigella
"Give and Take in Beethoven's A Major Cello Sonata, Op. 69!!"

Rebecca Cweibel
obsessed with .

Alan Chapman
"Tree's Company: A Critical Comparison of The Pines of Rome and Tales from the Vienna Woods"

Robert Vijay Gupta
RT : "Haydn Sikh: Legitimate Indian Classical Tradition or Children's Game?"

Alan Chapman
"Haydn Sikh: Legitimate Indian Classical Tradition or Children's Game?"

Kyle Caldwell
"Du cristal: The Influence of Hip-Hop Culture on Kaija Saariaho"

Despina Damigella
"2 Boys, a Girl, + a Pizza Place: Listening 2 Muhly @ Sbarro in Tampa"

sounds like more fun than

Alex Ross
"Teenage Wasteland: The Arpeggiation of Adolescent Boredom in Mozart's Later Salzburg Period"

Kyle Caldwell
RT : "Central Park in the Dark: Ives and Cruising in Gay Subculture"

Chris Bowen
Monteverdi's Harmonic Techniques: Just Kidding, We're Going to Watch Independence Day Instead"

Chris Bowen
"I Dropped Acid and Had This Crazy Trip, Man: Musical Postmodernism"

Chris Bowen
"Boulez's Structures 1a: What Is This I Don't Even"

Chris Bowen
"Post-Structuralism in Byzantine Chant: I Really Needed a Dissertation Topic and All the Good Ones Were Taken"

Chris Bowen
"When Beethoven Met Cage: A Time-Traveler's Observations"

Chris Bowen
"I Need a Hug: Adorno's Aesthetic Theory"

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
"Zora Neale & Zadie Smith: Dark Ladies, Musical Zombies, & The Fall of Multicultural Identity, 1920—2010"

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
"Britten's Chicken: Poultry References in the Festival Te Deum"

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
"In The Court of the Crimson Priest: Vivaldi, Baroque Theocracy & the English Progressive Rock Movement"

Will Robin
"Central Park in the Dark: Ives and Cruising in Gay Subculture"

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
Gute Nacht: Austrian Bedtime Stories in the Time of Schubert

yayitsrob Robinson Meyer
Oxford Kwassa: Transethnic Loaning & Self-Loathing in the Music of Still and Koenig

Will Robin
"Cooking with Chopin: Contemplating the Dinner Menu in 1845"

Will Robin
"Amadeustalin: How the Stasi Listened to Mozart"

Will Robin
"Haydn the Temptress: Sex, Drugs, and the Op. 76 Quartets"